Okay, roll call.

Teen Wolf, you're all set, right?

Fitzroy's... sleeping it off. Again.

...Vicki?

Sir! Have you... eaten, yet? You'd best hurry, don't be out too late.

I've finished your laundry and fixed up your room (you've no reason to leave it in such a mess!) and I'll get to your shoes soon enough.

Don't do anything stupid while you're out there. Nothing... risky, now.

[ooc Mike's been wished into Henry's maidservant, see: Varney.]

Anyone seen Fitzroy?

He disappeared midnight, last night. I figured it was some kind of curse bullshit showing up again, but he doesn't seem to be in his crypt, either. Anyone know what the hell he's up to?

And, welcome back, Lee.

Forgetting the fact that I really don't want to know how he got my body in here in the first place.

Could someone please slip a magazine under the door?

And possibly call in sick for me? I don't think I get 'Handcuffed to a sleeping vampire' days in my care package.

[ooc Lololol handcuffed to Henry. I can't decide if Celluci is Oscar or Felix. I ( Read more... )

--Oh god.

We're never talking about that- this ever again.

Do you hear me? Ever.

[ooc Too freaked out to filter 8Db Can we say "OT3"?]

If so see anything else in that window, I'll have to investigate it, Mr Fitzroy. I plan on doing my job correctly.

Miss, will you be alright?

[ooc Hard-boiled PI, if you can see it through all of the phail, this is slowly killing me :'D ALSO, NO COMMENT NOTIFICATIONS, ETC.]

[Voice Post]

What the-... And this is another curse. Goddammit, this whole City must be like a zoo right now.

...My grandfather used to have a Spinone. Huh.

Is it just me, or is Fitzroy a unicorn?

[/Voice Post]

[ooc Replies may be late/slow/whatever, yes, he didn't mention last night on purpose.]

I'm guessing no mass riots broke out at the inauguration ball, because if that'd happened by now I like to think I'd've heard about it.

Vicki, I don't care if Henry doesn't like the smell of food, I'm getting a coffee-maker; he's been outnumbered.

...And what the fuck is this thing?

[ooc Ryan, what the FUCK are we going to do about these mimes ( Read more... )

Thank Christ that mess is over.

Vicki, how are you settling in? Actually, where are you settling in? We're gonna have to fix up some new living-arrangement system. He sure as shit trusts you more than me; I'll find a new apartment.

Lee, how's that forest fire going?

Something is wrong with Fitzroy. He wasn't snarling, he was just... off. Extremely off. And I'll begrudge the ...romance writer a lot of things, but he isn't nuts.

That being said, I'll be out for the next... until this shit is over.

( ooc )